The Splendour Of Paranoia.

Whooo ok. So this picture (although taken on thursday) looks completely different to what I look like now, apart from the fact I dyed my hair on Saturday and its borderline black now, I also have tonsils the size of footballs, pale dry skin, horrible bags under my eyes and the beginning of severe and permanent hand cramp from all the revision. 

Anyway back to my vile exterior, this was caused by far too much alcohol and not nearly enough sleep as of late. So once I got back from my round the country trip of the UK, I pretty much went straight over to Juliets house for pre-drinks, we then headed over to Spoons to have Lucy’s ID taken off her..bummer, so one man down we walked over to pitcher and the q was long again, (I never seem to time it right) anyway as soon as we got in Juliet seemed to disappear, luckily by this point I’d found freya and harriet and frankie, so I ended up spending the rest of the night with them, this time I wasn’t nearly as drunk, and not nearly as messy, although everyone kept seeming to loose things, and then leave me with round people saying “this is…” chat to them till I come back. 

Finally I decided it was about time I went to Fusion and found Juliet, but I’m not entirely sure who I walked there with, or if I was on my own… anyway after that I saw Tash and it was all much more chilled, we decided to call it a night at a much more civilised hour of about 2am after sorting out a very tearful girl who was trying to sort out getting home, so we got her a cab and hopefully her night ended safely at home.

I got home and my mum was up waiting to pounce on me, which was amusing, because she seemed to have written a list of things to complain at me about, whilst I was drunk (so wouldn’t really remember it in the morning), in the pitch black of the kitchen, at 2am whilst the rest of the house was asleep….

The next morning was VERY odd, I woke up about 8am and snuck out and walked to Juliets to get my car as I’d left it there, in the car I drove to down, got my glasses back, (blind driving not advised unless completely necessary) and then I had to go to the opticians, maybe my drunk blurry eyes made my sight test even worse..who knows. Then I realised I had no money and I was hungry and bored but determined to avoid my parents so I went to the gym…because that seemed logical… guess who was there? both of my parents FAIL. Anyway after that I went home, showered, and I honestly couldn’t tell you how I spent the rest of the day, most likely sleeping.